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arcnoise:
some time ago i introduced the phrase “food pact” to my friends as a shorthand for “i’ll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food” and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo
the best part of this is when you ask “who wants to do a shower pact” and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying “the pact is sealed”. faustian behavior

bearie:

rockstarsuperheat:

puru2:

i got an instagram ad that was like “40% of your female friends shave their pubes” and it was supposed to be like you should too buy our razors but me personally i found that so inspiring. that’s less than half and with your help we can get that number even lower amen

ineffable-blue-chickens:

Thank you ConcernedApe for adding this to the game 🙏🏻

fallingtowers:

bg3 origin characters ranked by how fitting/interesting their body types are
lae'zel. not immune to identical attractive female video game character syndrome by any means, but believably sinewy for a person who comes from a background of combat training and strict religious discipline. it doesn’t just imply the unhealthy conditions of her upbringing it also nicely mirrors her temperament
karlach. i like a lot of things about karlach’s design – her bigness, her burn scars, etc. however she SHOULD have been fat. this opinion is not predicated on any kind of thematic reasoning i’m just a horny dyke. if karlach had been big and fat and buff fucking nobody would have been able to stop me
wyll. like the one male companion who makes the shrinkwrapped muscle thing work – the fact that he looks like an action figure dovetails well with the blade of frontiers persona and begs the question of how much of it is genuine and how much of it is an act.
astarion. astarion’s like. i get it. he used his looks to lure victims to his master. fine. but the fact that he looks like a model even with his shirt off is boring. it would’ve been way more interesting and thematically resonant if he looked like an adonis with his clothes on but underneath, once the layers of obfuscation and pretense had been stripped away, he was just kinda skinny and weird-looking and average.
shadowheart. was like, designed in a lab to be as attractive as possible and it makes her deeply, deeply uninteresting. sorry
gale. WHY DOES HE HAVE A SIX PACK

ralfmaximus:

joebidensbignaturals:
eatpussypraylove:
Favorite adderall review
You have to watch the dosage.

yggdrsyl:

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